i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Shame is for Republicans.
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