quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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