Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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