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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!

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(804): View more from Virginia

i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life

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(647): View more from Ontario

So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(520): View more from Arizona

She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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(510): View more from California

speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage

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(225): View more from Louisiana

The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

You high??

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