idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My vagina is very pro this idea
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
why is half of my head shaved?
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