Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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