I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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