So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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