Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Pants are for mortals
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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