He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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