Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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