Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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