you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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