Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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