The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
