so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just google imaged poop.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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