so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
ttyl tear gas
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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