RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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