xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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