I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Im part way to drunk.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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