i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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