I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
