1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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