How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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