Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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