i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So vagazzling was a success
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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