Already got asked if we're dating
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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