Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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