if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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