Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
