Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
