windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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