Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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