that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
do herpes really smell.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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