I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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