chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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