You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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