We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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