ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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