found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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