at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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