Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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