A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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