That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Randomize