Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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