found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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