I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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