thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well most of my day revolves around power hour
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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