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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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