after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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