he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
BRING THE BAGELS
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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