My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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