we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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