dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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