**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
